Check the link folks, this entire site is satire and if you read the "about us", it will be explained... here's a direct quote from that page:
"Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined. Any similarities between this site’s pure fantasy and actual people, places, and events are purely coincidental and all images should be considered altered and satirical. See above if you’re still having an issue with that satire thing."
Bluangel, I'll be waiting to see how you justify this.