But I need your help in creating a Barbie so unhinged, so iconic, that reality itself might just short-circuit and reset us onto a timeline that isn’t... this. But hey, if we’re all spiraling through unprecedented times, Barbie should reflect that. Let her unravel with us.

Feeling stuck? Already? Okay, let’s get a little weird.

Maybe you want to break the rules immediately and go for an anime crossover duo—like a Sailor Uranus & Neptune set, and NOT as cousins (seriously, let’s not do that again). Studio Ghibli, anyone? Totoro Barbie? Or something more obscure—maybe Barbie, but she’s a wandering spirit in a lost Miyazaki film, always searching, never found.

Accessories? Say less. Maybe she needs a tiny, perfectly taxidermied crow companion (ethically sourced, of course—no raptors will be harmed in the making of any 1:6 scale birds).

Or how about something truly personal? A Barbie with real, re-rooted hair - harvested from your own head for maximum personalization (so cute, totally not cursed). A sentimental touch. Something I absolutely did not already make as a birthday gift for my best friend… nope, not at all.

Maybe she’s Cryptid Barbie—the one you swear you’ve seen before but can never quite find again.

Or are we going full drama?

* Goth Victorian Mourning Barbie—draped in black lace, whispering to ghosts, clutching a locket from a lost love.
* Post-Apocalyptic Barbie—battle-worn, surviving on vibes alone, wielding a makeshift weapon scavenged from the ruins of the Dreamhouse.
* Cosmic Horror Barbie—gazes into the abyss, and the abyss gazes back.

Or maybe it’s something deeper. Maybe the Barbie you always wanted never existed—the one that looked like you, dressed like you, reflected the world you knew. The one you secretly wished for but never dared to ask for.

Well—I’m making them.

I’m crafting custom, one-of-a-kind Barbies—the ones the world won’t give us, so I will. Not all heroes wear capes.

✨ Who should she be? What’s her story? ✨

No idea is too weird. In fact, the weirder, the better.