Weather started nice, so I started to dig out a drain outside. Then in rained, so I went in, trailing mud and drain filth. Then it was nice then it rained. More mud. Then I had a sandwich, which I dropped in the filth. Be prepared for me to turn up on the walk wearing a big plastic stick on smile. It won't fool anybody but will stop me biting people. Roll on a nice soothing beer in the pub.