I was taking a look at the Syfy channel's upcoming listings, to see when the new Sharknado 4 movie was going to be shown, and I discovered something totally horrifying.
Starting July 24th and running through August 1st, you will have the opportunity to see any one of 29 shark movies; and this isn't even including the original 'Jaws' series of movies.
How are smelly fish able to get so much screen time, when us rats only have a handful? I think it's time to start chewing on the wires of some Hollywood executives.
Anyway. For those of you with nothing better to do than watch CG fish swimming around and nomming on bad actors, here's a list of the movies schedules to be shown (check your local listings for days and times):
3-Headed Shark Attack Bait Dam Sharks! Dark Tide Dinoshark Ghost Shark Ice Sharks Jersey Shore Shark Attack Malibu Shark Attack Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus Mega Shark vs Kolossus Ozark Sharks Planet of the Sharks Roboshark Shark Shark Assault Shark Attack Shark Attack 2 Shark Killer Sharknado Sharknado 2 Sharknado 3 Sharknado 4 Shark Night Sharktopus Sharktopus vs Pteracuda Sharktopus vs Whalewolf Swamp Shark Zombie Shark Website: http://vore.net/rodent/index.htm
Also, I've heard rats are good fishbait, so why don't you just go clean the tank a bit. I'll just be over here with this camera....
--Previous Message-- : I was taking a look at the Syfy channel's : upcoming listings, to see when the new : Sharknado 4 movie was going to be shown, and : I discovered something totally horrifying. : : Starting July 24th and running through : August 1st, you will have the opportunity to : see any one of 29 shark movies; and this : isn't even including the original 'Jaws' : series of movies. : : How are smelly fish able to get so much : screen time, when us rats only have a : handful? I think it's time to start chewing : on the wires of some Hollywood executives. : : Anyway. For those of you with nothing : better to do than watch CG fish swimming : around and nomming on bad actors, here's a : list of the movies schedules to be shown : (check your local listings for days and : times): : : 3-Headed Shark Attack : Bait : Dam Sharks! : Dark Tide : Dinoshark : Ghost Shark : Ice Sharks : Jersey Shore Shark Attack : Malibu Shark Attack : Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus : Mega Shark vs Kolossus : Ozark Sharks : Planet of the Sharks : Roboshark : Shark : Shark Assault : Shark Attack : Shark Attack 2 : Shark Killer : Sharknado : Sharknado 2 : Sharknado 3 : Sharknado 4 : Shark Night : Sharktopus : Sharktopus vs Pteracuda : Sharktopus vs Whalewolf : Swamp Shark : Zombie Shark : :
Unfortunately, the translation to low-budget CGI doesn't do it full justice.
*smiles* I'd love to swim with sharks. They really are quite cute.
--Previous Message-- : What is a whalewolf? : : Also, I've heard rats are good fishbait, so : why don't you just go clean the tank a bit. : I'll just be over here with this camera.... : : --Previous Message-- : I was taking a look at the Syfy channel's : upcoming listings, to see when the new : Sharknado 4 movie was going to be shown, and : I discovered something totally horrifying. : : Starting July 24th and running through : August 1st, you will have the opportunity to : see any one of 29 shark movies; and this : isn't even including the original 'Jaws' : series of movies. : : How are smelly fish able to get so much : screen time, when us rats only have a : handful? I think it's time to start chewing : on the wires of some Hollywood executives. : : Anyway. For those of you with nothing : better to do than watch CG fish swimming : around and nomming on bad actors, here's a : list of the movies schedules to be shown : (check your local listings for days and : times): : : 3-Headed Shark Attack : Bait : Dam Sharks! : Dark Tide : Dinoshark : Ghost Shark : Ice Sharks : Jersey Shore Shark Attack : Malibu Shark Attack : Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus : Mega Shark vs Kolossus : Ozark Sharks : Planet of the Sharks : Roboshark : Shark : Shark Assault : Shark Attack : Shark Attack 2 : Shark Killer : Sharknado : Sharknado 2 : Sharknado 3 : Sharknado 4 : Shark Night : Sharktopus : Sharktopus vs Pteracuda : Sharktopus vs Whalewolf : Swamp Shark : Zombie Shark : : : : Website: http://vore.net/rodent/index.htm