Posted by N1 on August 20, 2013, 7:28 pm, in reply to "Semi-OT article"
Not a story, but one of my vorish friends told me this joke that would be related. I hesitate a bit in retelling it, but all in good fun I guess.
A bear was hunting in the woods and hadn't caught anything all day. Desperate, he goes to the edge of the town and finds a tour group from Acapulco. When no one is looking he snatches a midget from the group and is so hungry he swallows him whole.
Being swallowed by a bear was bad enough for the midget, but swallowing a midget whole wasn't very good for the bear either. He goes to a bar, scaring the patrons out. The bartender hides behind the counter while the bear drinks all the beer he has on tap, then lays on the counter, drunk.
Scared, the bartender pokes his head up and notices what the bear has done. "Thirsty, weren't you?" he says in a shaky voice. "Maybe you need something to eat to go with all that beer."
The bear shakes his head. "No, I had a little Mexican before I got here."