Tinkerbell's Misadventures
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Summary:
Tinkerbell has the power to travel to various times and worlds, but that doesn't mean she is safe from hungry predators.

Chapter 1: Timon
Summary:
Tinkerbell is captured and swallowed by Timon the meerkat and forced to take a tour of his digestive system.

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Tinkerbell the fairy had the ability to go to different worlds as well as times. It was the benefit of being in a timeless universe like Neverland and being a fairy. She could travel to exotic beaches, lush forests, and big cities. One day, she had traveled to a jungle in the middle of an African desert. This jungle had many tasty fruits, which weren't present in Neverland. These, she was feasting upon when suddenly a pair of hands reached out and seized her. "Gotcha!"
"Hey, what gives?" the fairy looked up to see a meerkat staring at her.
"You're a bug and I'm hungry."
"I'm not a bug!"
"You sure look like one."
"I'm not!"
"Well, you look enough like one, and now I have enough bugs for some lunch."
He took her to a collection of bugs that he had been gathering. Of these, he picked up some until he had two handfuls. He then put these handfuls, Tinkerbell part of it, into his mouth and began to chew.

Tinkerbell, being a fairy, wasn't harmed by the chewing, but she was splattered with bug guts as the other bugs were crushed by the teeth. Then, she could only look on helplessly as she was moved to the back of the throat and swallowed by the meerkat. As she moved down the throat, she could hear a loud gulping sound all around. She was coated in saliva and squeezed by the esophageal muscles as she was moved further and further down. Eventually, she fell through the opening at the bottom of the throat and landed in the stomach. She pounded her fists on the wall of Timon's stomach, but the meerkat was too busy feasting on more bugs to notice. He ate and ate until Tinkerbell was splattered in piles of bug guts. When he had finished eating, the meerkat let out a hearty belch. This caused his stomach to contract. Tinkerbell was immune to the lowering of available air, but still wasn't happy about the decrease of space to move.

"What a delicious meal!" the meerkat declared, sighing contentedly. He gave his belly a pat and lay on his back, resting in the sun. Inside his stomach, acid began to pour in. This didn't digest Tinkerbell, as she was immune, being a fairy. Well, mostly immune. The acid certainly tickled and burned her, even though it didn't break her down. Worse than the acid were the peristaltic contractions of the stomach as it began to process the food in the stomach. This meant being squeezed bug guts as well as the slimy stomach walls. The atrocious smell of the air, mostly stomach gasses, in the stomach made her want to hurl. She resisted the urge, knowing that, due to the contractions, she'd have her face shoved in the puke.
Time went by. The stomach gurgled louder and louder. Tinkerbell also had to put up with the meerkat's snoring, for Timon had taken an afternoon nap. He slept for hours. When he awoke, he, Pumba, and Simba celebrated Simba's birthday, for it was his birthday, by feasting until they could eat no more. All of them were satisfied, but Tinkerbell, being covered in bug guts, certainly wasn't. Eventually, after many hours, she was finally squeezed down into the duodenum.

She spent hours in here. She was pulled at by villi, which absorbed the digested bugs, but not her. The small intestine was narrow, so she was very cramped. The gas grew fouler the further she descended. The intestines churned almost as loud as the stomach did. There were so many twists and turns that she wondered if it would ever end. Eventually, she came to the colon.

In here, she was covered in meerkat feces. Timon also farted from time to time. She was coated in more and more solid waste the further down she went. Finally, she fell into the rectum. As it was half full, she had to wait hours for it to fill up. Finally, Timon felt the urge to relieve himself. First, he emptied his bladder, making a stream of piss on the grass, which withered it. Then, he squatted down and grunted. Inside his rectum, Tinkerbell saw light come in from the open anus. She was soon squeezed out the anal sphincter and fell to the ground, unfortunately landing in the puddle of hot piss below. Worse for her, more and more solid waste fell down on her from Timon's gaping anus above her. Eventually, he finished, wiped his ass, and left. When Tinkerbell was sure he was gone, she washed off in a nearby stream. She had decided she'd had enough of this world for a while.

Chapter 2: Iago
Summary:
Tinkerbell is swallowed by Iago.

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Sometime later, Tinkerbell was in another place, this one in a desert. She had been getting some nice suntans out here, but was growing hungry and so decided to visit a nearby village. As she was resting by a well, eating a melon, a hungry parrot spotted her. It was the yappy parrot Iago who was feeling hungry at the moment. "Look, a tasty bug to eat!" he exclaimed.
"I'm not a bug!"
"Sure you are. You have wings and are too small to be a bird so you must be a bug."
"I'm not!"
"Well, I say you are and I'm going to eat you!"
And without another word, he seized the fairy, along with the melon she had been eating, and put them into his mouth, chewed for a while, and then swallowed. She went down his throat and came to rest inside of his crop, the storage organ above his proventriculus, the first part of his two-part stomach.

The fairy remained in the crop for two hours, occasionally being pelted by more food as well as drink. "Where did that parrot get access to such fancy wine?" she wondered aloud as bourbon doused her.
"Keep it coming Al, I need more." the parrot said to Aladdin.
"Don't you think you've had enough?" the Grand Vizier asked.
"Nah, I can handle my, hic, wine fine."
Eventually, despite her best efforts, Tinkerbell became stoned from involuntarily inhaling the swallowed wine. This, however, was likely a blessing, as she wasn't bothered as much by her unpleasant experience in the crop. Indeed, it wasn't until she had been inside the proventriculus, the first part of the stomach, for some time that she began to leave her happy place and start to process both the annoyance of being in a bird's stomach in a cramped space as well as the buzzy feeling from her hangover. And as if all of that were not enough, she also had to deal with Iago's very loud snoring. The bird had drink himself into a stupor. He however, got to rest on a nice comfortable bed. Tinkerbell, meanwhile, was covering in wine and fruit, occasionally compressed between stomach walls as peristalsis contracted the proventriculus, and the only bed she got was the hard muscular walls and floor of the bird's stomach.

Tinkerbell spent four hours inside the proventriculus before being moved to the gizzard, the main part of the stomach. Here, the contractions were worse than ever. And she had to deal with many belches of the bird, as he burped from his wine, as well as from the tacos that he ate for lunch. "Pu, that stinks!" Tinkerbell gagged. Unfortunately, she stewed inside the gizzard until the middle of the night, until she was finally moved into the small intestine.

She was moved through here, being pulled at by villi. It wasn't that long, as a bird's intestines weren't. Still, it was uncomfortable. In the colon, which was even shorter, she was coated in bird feces and was mostly encased in it by the time she reached the rectum. Rather than resting against an anus, however, she was pushed into Iago's coprodeum, the upper part part of his cloaca, a place where solid and liquid wastes were stored before being excreted, past the urodeum, where semi-solid urates entered from his kidneys above, and finally to the proctodeum, right against his cloacal lips. She hoped she'd be excreted soon.

However, that was not to be. Iago, waking up early morning, went to his lover Thundra, whom he'd met some time ago. The two planned to make love before the events of the day. Tinkerbell could do nothing as Iago's cloaca bulged out against her, pressing her in the middle. Eventually, she was hit with semen as the parrot cummed in an orgasm. The two made love two more times after this. A few hours after his sex, Iago felt the need to relieve himself, so he went to a vase and squatted over it, poising his cloaca over the opening. First gas came out, then urates, then some feces. He didn't think much of something hard coming out, probably just some compacted waste, and kept voiding his cloaca. When done, he wiped his cloaca before leaving. When he was gone, Tinkerbell washed herself off in a fountain. She'd had enough of this world.

Chapter 3: Chomper
Summary:
Tinkerbell is eaten by the dinosaur Chomper.

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Tinkerbell had gone back in time, deciding that maybe she'd be safer in the past. She liked to explore the time of the dinosaurs. One day, she was exploring a large valley full of dinosaurs. They all seemed to be herbivores and so she felt safe. However, she was mistaken, as she soon realized, when a young t-rex named Chomper grabbed her. "Look, an odd looking bug to eat!"
"I'm not a bug, kid!"
"You look like a bug to me." he said before putting her into his mouth with a collection of other bugs and swallowing the whole group whole. She descended down his throat and soon came to rest inside of his stomach.

The insects crawled all around the stomach, including on Tinkerbell. Eventually, stomach acid came in and started to digest the bugs. She was not digested, of course, but she still felt sorry for the bugs who were being digested alive, plus she was tormented as they climbed all over her in a futile attempt to escape their fate of being digested. After hours, she was moved into the small intestine.

In here, the rows of villi absorbed the digested food. They also tried to absorb her too, only succeeding in tickling and prodding at her. The intestines growled with a loud GLURRRB! GLOORP! GLORRRB! as she was moved along. After the small intestine, she came to the colon where she was coated in thick and smelly dinosaur shit. She eventually came to the rectum. She was later excreted, first getting the rest of the solid waste shit out on her and then the liquid waste pissed out on her. She went and washed off. She decided she had enough of this traveling and was going to stick to Neverland.