The log splattered on the three mice in the hole. PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBTTTT! More gas came out of Rikki’s butt. “Unnnnnnnh!” Rikki grunted. His butt felt sore. He grunted and pushed out a fat mouse and another log of feces. “Unnnnnh!” more poop came out of his butthole. “Unnnnnh!” he squeezed out another mouse.
He grunted again. More mice were forced downward. A fat one was pushed against the anal wall. Rikki grunted. The mouse kept being banged against the anus. Finally, he was squeezed through and fell out with a PLOP.
Rikki grunted again and more mice fell out. His butt was feeling less full. The mice in the hole with being coated in his falling logs of feces.
Rikki’s butt opened again. A mouse was pushed partially out. Rikki stopped pooping for a bit. “Hey, I’m stuck!” she cried. The poop fell off of her. Rikki tickled her legs. “Stop it!” she cried. He farted and she gagged. Finally, he grunted. The rest of her fell out of his butt. She looked up to see a log of feces fall out of the opened anus above and hit her.
The mongoose emptied out most of the rest of the mice, as well as almost all of the rest of his solid waste. The mice in the hole got hit with about a few pounds of shit, not to mention crapped out mice. The ringleader mouse was almost pooped out but Rikki’s anus closed.
The mice in the hole were annoyed. They shook off the dung. "Could you clean us off?" asked one of the released mice. "Certainly." said Rikki. Now that his rectum was empty, it was time to relieve his aching bladder. He moved his penis over the hole.
"Don't!" cried another mouse, but, too late, he peed on them. A huge and long deluge of urine came from his penis. The hot yellow liquid hit them. It stung their eyes. Rikki felt the torrent come out of his penis. His penis would give them a nice shower. “Ahhhhhh!” he said as he peed, empting his bladder. He peed for over two minutes, leaving them in a big puddle of urine, with floating turds in it. The mice were pleased when they saw the tip of his white penis close at last.
"How about letting us out?" said a mouse. "How about when the dung level reaches the top, you come out." said Rikki. He found some leaves and wiped his rear end. “Enjoy!” he said, throwing them down to the mice to eat. The mice held their noses and ate them, for they were quite hungry. Rikki also spat down water at them, and it landed mostly on the urine and feces soaked ground. The mice lapped it up, once more holding their noses.
He still had the ringleader inside of his butt. “Let me out!” cried the mouse. Rikki farted. “I have something special for you.” said the mongoose. He waited till evening. He drank a ton of water that day. His bladder ached.
He got a decent sized jar and sat on it. He grunted and pushed. The mouse felt the poop level drain. He was moved downward. He got squeezed through the anus.
He fell into the jar. “What are you going to do?” asked the mouse. “This here is my urinal. I’ll use it to empty my bladder. You can get out when the piss gets to the top.” said Rikki. The mouse broke free of the poop. “What?!” he said. “Hope you can swim.” said the mongoose. He put his penis over the top of the jar. “NO!” yelled the mouse. The mongoose peed. A bunch of urine came out of his white penis and soaked the mouse. PSSSSST! He kept peeing. A ton of urine came out of his penis and the pee level rose. The mouse was now up to his middle in urine. At last, Rikki moved his penis away. The mouse was soaked. “Hey, come back!” said the piss soaked mouse. Rikki-tikki ignored him.
“Hey Rikki, they told me to thank you for dealing with the troublesome mice.” said Chuchundra the muskrat, his friend. “Yes. Could you help me with that?” said Rikki. “Sure.” said the muskrat. “How?” “I sent the mice through my digestive tract. They’re now in my toilet. Feel free to use the toilet to empty out.” said the mongoose. “Don’t mind if I do.” said Chuchundra, sitting on the hole. The muskrat pushed.
The mice saw the muskrat’s anus open. Logs of muskrat feces fell down on them. Then, they got hit with hot yellow urine that poured from the muskrat’s furry brown penis. The mice were not impressed.
The next morning, Rikki peed again. Urine came out of his furry white penis and hit the poop, causing it once more to fall on the mice. Later, he emptied his rectum and bladder into the hole.
The mice all now smelled like mongoose feces and urine. Rikki would continue to use the hole as a toilet and urinal. Rikki also peed on the ringleader in the jar urinal. “Let me out.” said the mouse. “Wee wee time.” said Rikki-tikki. He peed. Urine came out of his penis like a shower and hit the mouse. When he stopped peeing, the mouse was up to his neck. The next day, Rikki once more pooped on the mice and the hole and moved the jar so that he peed on the mouse in the jar.
In the hole, they were building quite a mound of dung now to try and get out. He peed on both the mice in the hole and the jar for that day. The next day, he went and took another dump by emptying his solid waste into the hole. The mice got splattered with feces. “Time for a whiz.” He said. The mice moaned. He put his penis over the hole and took a leak. The mice got soaked.
Rikki later went to the mouse in the jar. He started to rub his penis on it. “What are you doing?” said the piss soaked mouse. “Pretending it’s my girlfriend.” said the mongoose. After some time, the rubbing was too much. “Ohhhhhhhhhhh!” said Rikki. SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! He ejaculated. The mouse got soaked in cum. A bit later, the mongoose put his penis over the jar. “Time to take a leak.” he said. The mouse groaned as his penis opened. Urine came out the tip of the penis. This time, the urine was over the mouse’s head. He went under but then came up, flapping his arms to stay afloat.
They waited days until finally there was enough dung for them to crawl up and climb out.
The mice in the hole were about to crawl out, when Rikki sat down on the hole. “Time for a delivery!” said the mongoose. “Come on!” whined a mouse. PHHHHHHHHHH! Rikki farted. He pooped and peed on the mice. Then he moved away. They ran off.
Rikki waited till later. Though there was nearly enough urine in the jar, he put his butt over the jar urinal and pooped. Some urine came out of it. Then he pointed his penis at the mouse and peed. The mouse was unable to get out, as he had has penis pushed against the entrance to the jar. Finally, Rikki moved, and the poor mouse was able to get out.
He left the garden, smelling like mongoose urine and feces. One thing was for sure, the mice certainly wouldn’t be bothering the creatures of the garden ever again.