Big Gulp Message Board: Re: Vore Christmas Song

Dashing through the snow
With three preds my tail
I'm trying to escape
But suspect I will fail

I outran a cougar
And a hamster named Speedy
But still got pounced raped and gulped down
By the big fat weaslepede

Oh, jigglin' bellies, jigglin' bellies
We just filled up three.
Doesn't make me feel better to be called "good kitty."
Jigglin bellies, jigglin' bellies
That's where we will be
While the preds are looking round' to find us company.

The pred just belched real loud
Said to get used to it
And asked if my father
Said I'd never be shit

Digestion's kicking in
It itches profusely
Now if I get out of here
I'm gonna' be ugly

Jigglin' bellies, jigglin' bellies
We're done for I fear
Now I know why squirrels hibernate this time of year.
Jigglin' bellies, jigglin' bellies
Now that's all you see
And in twenty-four hours we'll meet their toiletries.