Hey there, everyone. Noctivagus here with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I'm taking pay-what-you-want story commissions.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4701171/ explains it all in far greater detail than I can expound upon at the moment due to shortness of time. If you're interested check out the journal, if you're not then don't, and miss out. Hope to hear from ya soon. Ta.