Secondly, what makes you so confident that the OP won't receive an interview offer if you don't even know anything about the components of his application?
"Snail mail it is." I would love to see what would happen if some of the posters on this board (including yourself) used the same attitude in real life (especially in a hospital setting) that you express on this board. It would be a real treat to witness someone beat the living sh*t out of a few of you guys.
On a related note, what is it about getting accepted to an AA program that makes some people so arrogant, snarky, and condescending? And why does it seem to occur so often in the AA profession but isn't as common with people who get acceptances to medical school, dental school, PA school, etc.? It's like getting accepted to AA school in particular turns on an "elitist" gene.