I agree... perhaps goober's intellectual aptitude would be better complemented in a job where his only responsibility is pushing people around all day. At least it won't force him to perform the high school level GRE math... WITHOUT SCRATCH PAPER.
Although, I'm thinking that we shouldn't bill the job as a "first job." Based on the demonstration of goober's IQ here on this forum, I think he needs to approach being a transporter as a life-long career. The prospect of earning $10 an hour is probably making this guy/gal grin from ear-to-ear.
... While living with the parents? Sorry, but I simply refuse to believe that this guy's parents haven't thrown him out already. I know I wouldn't accommodate someone with such dead-end, grade Z potential living under my roof.
Goober's parents: GET A DAMN DOG INSTEAD. He's a lot smarter than goober, more trainable, and will make you much happier in the long run.