I wholeheartedly agree. Goober is like a miserable cockroach that manages to keep crawling back up through the pipes to the toilet bowl even after you've flushed him 3 or 4 times. He possesses a community college intellect and yet insists on continuing to waste time chasing after the mirage of a career as an AA. Of course, he can waste his time however he wants, but we all wish he would stop wasting ours.
Goober -- you're not cut out for this career. Please enroll in a sonography or radiation therapist program at your local technical college.