I'm still sort of gobsmacked that someone has the exact same birthday as me! It's kinda rare because I don't know anyone else with that birthday!

Anyway, we Scorpios gotta stick together, so I'm wishing you a really excellent day, and a year filled with good times, good food, and good health. 🤗 🎂 🍻

As far as the double spanks, nice try! You know that if you were in arm's reach you'd be getting both our birthday's worth of spanks! *swat! swat!*