You definitely give a lot of thinking time to TTWD, don't you? I think I'm between a neutral top and neutral switch in that first chart.

As for the set of questions, I'm kinda stuck on that first one: Would you rather NEVER be able to be spanked in the OTK position or over someone’s lap etc (you must always bend over eg. a sofa, a chair, nothing, whatever), or never be able to be spanked with a person’s hand (it must always be an implement).

That's tough! I love being OTK, and I love hand spankings. I would hate to give up either....gonna have to think about that!