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Subject: Words with Two Meanings
Laughs for today.
Words with Two Meanings
Female. Any part under a car's hood.
Male.......The fastener on a woman's bra.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.......Playing football without a protective cup.
(ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male......Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
(ko- mit-ment) n
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
(en-ter- tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
Female...An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
(may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male......Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
(ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male......A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
You wear pants, don't you?
Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.