4 guys played golf together,went once a year to San Juan for a tournament, this year a wife said too much money, you cant go. the other 3 went to the tournament,checked in at their hotel, went to their regular bar and there was the other friend with 4 drinks on the bar.Wife said he couldnt go but led him to their bedroom, said honey I have cuffs and rope, cuff me and tie me to the bed. What was I to do. Then she said honey do whatever you want. So here I am ready to golf!!!