A roving reporter stops a local resident on the street to interview him.
Q: Do you, Sir, know the true meaning of Easter?
A: Duh...Well, this man...he come out of hole in ground...
Reporter as bells ring and the camera crew goes in for a closeup: Yay!! Sir, you've just won $50,000 for knowing the true meaning of Easter!!!
And the man continues, "Uh...and if he sees his shadow..."
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