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Posted by RobynA on August 19, 2006, 1:12 pm 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same 12.) Super glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys 20.) The fire department in your town has a 5-minute response 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
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You will find out interesting things when you have sons, like
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
roller blades, they can ignite.
crowded restaurant.
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
already too late.
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
year old Boy.
sentence.
still can't walk on water.
commercials show they do.
do not like ovens.
time.
earthworms dizzy.
friends, with or without kids.
fluid.
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