1. Put on a winter coat and boots.
2. Start the car and scrape the snow off the windows for clear vision.
3. Drive to Walmart and find parking within walking distance of the store.
4. Enter Walmart and proceed through the throngs of shoppers to the frozen food section.
5. Locate the freezer case with the boxed Butterball Stuffed Turkey Rolls. Fight for position in front of case for door access and retrieve one box.
6. Stand in long line to pay for the Butterball Stuffed Turkey Roll.
7. Drive back home with said roll and put into freezer.
8. Christmas Day preheat oven to 325F, open box and remove roll. Take plastic wrap off roll, brush roll with oil and place into an open roasting pan. Cook for 4 and 1/2 hours - turn part way thru to brown other side. Cover for last half hour of cooking. Let the roll rest for about 15 min. before slicing and serving. Enjoy.
(lololololololol...gottcha!)
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