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Posted by Sgt.FarmerMajor on 8/2/2006, 11:17 pm, in reply to "PULL ON IT NUN! Hullo?" Lady G. ; --Previous Message--
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Sorry to disappoint you Lady G.;
I was talking about a Cock. You know the kind that struts around the yard, pecks at things and crows at sunrise. Not a Woodpecker.
But I agree with you there's nothing like a swollen pecker. Very hard to deal with. Usually needs a hands on approach to calm it down.
Attila;
Never mind having to wash up luv. I'll have you know that I keep a clean pecker and it's never been sick a day of its life.
It rises with the sun every morning and greets the day with a very healthy "cock sure" attitude! It just doesn't handle peanuts very well.
It's time to get up and milk the chickens or choke them. You decide and then come back to bed luv.
Sgt. hiegh ho the dairy oh Major
: Atila, put that down. You don't know
: where that's been. Now go scrub
: whatever you touched it with...hands,
: fingers....other body parts?
:
: S.M., a lot of people are allergic to
: peanuts. I might be one of them, so I
: don't give those to my pecker or it
: could swell up.
:
: Lady (you all were talking about
: woodpeckers, right?) G.
:
: --Previous Message--
: Well I might have one you can borrow
: for a bit. As long you promise to pet
: it nicely and don't feed it peanuts...
:
: --Previous Message--
: I don't have a pecker, can I keep
: someone
: else's pecker up instead?
:
:
: --Previous Message--
: Hi. How are you?
: I'm good. Thought I'd say HULLO!
: Take care and remember to keep your
: pecker up.
: Cheerio.
: S.M.
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