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Posted by P.A. Devious on 6/24/2006, 2:07 am St. Peter walked up to John and asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife, and remember, I will know the truth." John thought for a moment and replied, "Well, sir, it must be around 40 times." "Fine," said St. Peter, "you may enter Heaven but you will be riding that little green Suzuki over there." St. Peter approached Tim and asked the same question. Tim answered, "Sir, I do believe it couldn't have been more than 20 times.�Good," said St. Peter, "you may enter Heaven, also, and you will be riding the red 600 Kawasaki Ninja. St. Peter stepped up to Nelson and repeated the question. Without pause, Nelson answered, "Never!" St. Peter peered at him quizzically and said, "Never?" "I have never been unfaithful to my wife, sir" he replied. "Excellent," stated St. Peter. "You may enter Heaven and you will be riding that gold Ducati 996." Grinning from ear to ear, Nelson approaches the bike, but when he reaches the beautiful Ducati, he suddenly lays his head on the tank and begins to cry. St. Peter rushes over and asks, "What's the matter? You have never cheated on you wife, you've gained entrance into Heaven, and you will be riding a choice Ducati for the rest of eternity." Nelson replied between sobs, "See that woman over there on the old beat-up Vespa? That's my wife!" I never said that it was a good joke...
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Bikers John, Tim, and Nelson were waiting for entrance into Heaven.
Bikerly Speaking,
P.A. :- D
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