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Posted by Lady G on 6/1/2006, 9:21 pm, in reply to "An Irishman Adrift..." Lady (just taking a sheep shot at my husband) G. --Previous Message--
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a ram/lamb would be a considered a sheepskate, would he not?
: So this Irishman gets shipwrecked in the
: South Seas, and all he washes ashore
: with is one sheep and a sheepdog.
:
: He's lost from civilization, but the
: island is spectacular and has abundant
: food and water. The trio settle into a
: humble routine of survival, and end
: each day down on the beach to watch the
: blazing sunsets.
:
: One evening, while watching the sunset,
: the Irishman gets feeling a little
: "frisky", and slides an arm
: around the sheep, but the sheepdog is
: very protective and separates the two.
:
: Weeks later, while beachcombing, the
: trio wander across a beautiful woman
: who's been washed ashore in another
: wreck. She's badly injured, but the
: Irishman slaves over her, nursing her
: back to health. The Irishman talks to
: her as she's recuperating, telling her
: about the fabulous sunsets and the
: evening ritual of watching them from
: the beach.
:
: The beautiful woman eventually gets
: well enough that she asks if she can
: accompany the Irishman, his sheep and
: sheepdog to the beach to watch the
: sunset, an idea to which the Irishman
: enthusiasticly agrees.
:
: As the four of them are admiring the
: sun boiling its' way into the ocean,
: the Irishman finds himself getting
: "those feelings" again. He
: sidles over to the woman, leans close
: and wispers in her ear, "Would you
: like to take the dog for a walk?"
:
:
: Baa-dly Speaking,
: P.A. :- d
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