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Posted by P.A. Devious on 5/31/2006, 4:41 am He's lost from civilization, but the island is spectacular and has abundant food and water. The trio settle into a humble routine of survival, and end each day down on the beach to watch the blazing sunsets. One evening, while watching the sunset, the Irishman gets feeling a little "frisky", and slides an arm around the sheep, but the sheepdog is very protective and separates the two. Weeks later, while beachcombing, the trio wander across a beautiful woman who's been washed ashore in another wreck. She's badly injured, but the Irishman slaves over her, nursing her back to health. The Irishman talks to her as she's recuperating, telling her about the fabulous sunsets and the evening ritual of watching them from the beach. The beautiful woman eventually gets well enough that she asks if she can accompany the Irishman, his sheep and sheepdog to the beach to watch the sunset, an idea to which the Irishman enthusiasticly agrees. As the four of them are admiring the sun boiling its' way into the ocean, the Irishman finds himself getting "those feelings" again. He sidles over to the woman, leans close and wispers in her ear, "Would you like to take the dog for a walk?"
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So this Irishman gets shipwrecked in the South Seas, and all he washes ashore with is one sheep and a sheepdog.
Baa-dly Speaking,
P.A. :- d
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