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Posted by P.A. Devious on 3/17/2006, 6:08 am
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So, this Irishman from New Scotland is touring the deep south and tries out the local refreshments... rather a lot of them, and for several days...
As semi-reasonable thought slowly returns during an amble down a shady backroad,I...erm...he... stumbles across a small crowd of people gathered together about waist deep in a river.
Curious, he wades out and ends up next to what appears to be the leader, who is dressed all in black."Have you found Jesus!" the man bellows, making the Irishman's ears ring. At the hesitant response the man grabs the Irishman and plunges him into the cold riverwater.
"Have you found JESUS!!", is the demand as the Irishman is raised back from water. Suddenly a lot more sober, he at least manages to splutter a wide-eyed,"NO!", before he's pressed back into the slow current.
The submersion is longer this time, but the surfacing question is the same, the response is more desperate, but still the same, and it's back into the water for almost three full minutes of longer.
For the third time the Irishman is brought above the river.
" Have you found JESUS!!!"
Gasping and uncertain of his ability to survive a fourth excursion, the Irishman pleads," Are you sure this is where he went in?"
Searchingly Speaking,
P.A. :- d

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SAVED! - P.A. Devious 3/17/2006, 6:08 am
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--Previous Message-- : So, this Irishman from New Scotland is touring : the deep south and tries out the local : refreshments... rather a lot of them, and : for several days... : : As semi-reasonable thought slowly returns : during an amble down a shady : backroad,I...erm...he... stumbles across a : small crowd of people gathered together : about waist deep in a river. : : Curious, he wades out and ends up next to : what appears to be the leader, who is : dressed all in black."Have you found : Jesus!" the man bellows, making the : Irishman's ears ring. At the hesitant : response the man grabs the Irishman and : plunges him into the cold riverwater. : : "Have you found JESUS !!", is the : demand as the Irishman is raised back from : water. Suddenly a lot more sober, he at : least manages to splutter a : wide-eyed,"NO!", before he's : pressed back into the slow current. : : The submersion is longer this time, but the : surfacing question is the same, the response : is more desperate, but still the same, and : it's back into the water for almost three : full minutes of longer. : : For the third time the Irishman is brought : above the river. : : " Have you found JESUS !!!" : : Gasping and uncertain of his ability to : survive a fourth excursion, the Irishman : pleads," Are you sure this is where he : went in ?" : : Searchingly Speaking, : P.A. :- d :

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