Posted by Gagster on 10/11/2006, 22:21:23 When behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of BUMP.. BUMP... BUMP.. Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket Clappity-BUMP... Clappity-BUMP... The man screams and reaches for something, anything, And, The coffin stops!
195.93.21.132
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
quickly behind him
slams and locks the door behind him.
clapping
Clappity-BUMP...
On his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the
man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath
is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
But all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
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