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on 10/24/2007, 10:52 am
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
A woman that won't do what she's told.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I don't like to interrupt her.
Divorced.
It's called "Wedding Cake."
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
They want to.
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Forget it once.
They can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are beautiful.
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed.
Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
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