Posted by Mississippi Moon --Previous Message--
on 10/18/2007, 1:16 pm, in reply to "Halloween"
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: A couple was invited to a swanky masked
: Halloween
:
: Party. She got a terrible headache and told
: her
:
: husband to go to the party
:
: alone. He being a devoted husband protested,
: but she
:
: argued and said she was
:
: going to take some aspirin and go to bed,
: and there
:
: was no need of his good time
:
: being spoiled by not going.
:
: So he took his costume and away he went. The
: wife,
:
: after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
: awakened
:
: without pain and, as it was
:
: still early, she decided to go the party.
:
: Since her husband did not know what her
: costume was,
:
: she thought she would have some fun by
: watching her
:
: husband to see how he acted
:
: when she was not with him.
:
: She joined the party and soon spotted her
: husband
:
: cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing
: with
:
: every nice chick he could, and
:
: copping a little feel here and a little kiss
: there.
:
: His wife sidled up to him
:
: and being a rather seductive babe herself,
: he left
:
: his partner high and dry and
:
: devoted his time to the new stuff that had
: just
:
: arrived. She let him go as far
:
: as he wished; naturally, since he was her
: husband.
:
: Finally, he whispered a little proposition
: in her ear
:
: and she agreed, so off they went to one of
: the cars
:
: and had a little bang. Just
:
: before unmasking at midnight, she slipped
: away, went
:
: home, put the costume away
:
: and got into bed, wondering what kind of
: explanation
:
: he would make for his
:
: behaviour.
:
: She was sitting up reading when he came in,
: and she
:
: asked what kind of a time he had. He said,
: "Oh, the
:
: same old thing. You know I
:
: never have a good time when you're not
: there."
:
: "Did you dance much?" she asked.
:
: "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
: dance. When I
:
: got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
: other
:
: guys, so we went into the den
:
: and played poker all evening. But you're not
: going to
:
: believe what happened to
:
: the guy I loaned my costume to..."
:
:
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