Posted by Cabana Boy --Previous Message--
on 10/15/2007, 8:00 pm, in reply to "Mowing the Lawn"
70.70.130.139
That was me of course 
: One Saturday afternoon, a guy was sitting in
: his lawn chair, drinking beer and watching
: his wife mow the lawn.
: The neighbor lady from across our street was
: so outraged that she came over and shouted
: at him, "You should be hung!"
: He took a drink from the can of Bud, wiped
: the cold foam from his lips, lifted his
: darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared
: directly into the eyes of this nosy ass
: neighbor and calmly replied,
: "I am. That's why she cuts the
: grass."
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