Posted by Dana --Previous Message--
on 10/15/2007, 7:49 pm, in reply to "Re: Words taken the wrong way"
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lol....I am so not gonna say what first ran thru my mind....Suffice it to say, I think we all have days like that... 
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: --Previous Message--
: I've been told I take things the wrong way a
: lot, so here's a story that explains why
: sometimes that happens.
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: Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the
: door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully, she
: explained, "It's the druggist. He
: insulted me terribly this morning on the
: phone. I had to call multiple times before
: he would even answer the phone."
:
: Immediately, the husband drove downtown to
: confront the druggist and demand an apology.
:
: Before he could say more than a word or two,
: the druggist told him, "Now, just a
: minute, listen to my side of it. This
: morning, the alarm failed to go off, so I
: was late getting up. I went without
: breakfast and hurried out to the car, just
: to realize that I'd locked the house with
: both house and car keys in side and had to
: break a window to get my keys. "Then,
: driving a little too fast, I got a speeding
: ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks
: from the store, I had a flat tire."
: "When I finally got to the store, a
: bunch of people were waiting for me to open
: up. I got the store opened and started
: waiting on these people.
:
: All the time, the darn phone was ringing of
: f the hook." He continued, "Then,
: I had to break a roll of nickels against the
: cash register drawer to make change, and
: they spilled all over the floor. I had to
: get down on my hands and knees to pick up
: the nickels, and the phone was still
: ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on
: the open cash drawer, which made me stagger
: back against a showcase with a bunch of
: perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the
: floor and broke."
:
: "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing
: with no let up, and I finally got back to
: answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to
: know how to use a rectal thermometer.
:
: And believe me mister, as God is my witness,
: all I did was tell her.
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