Posted by Mississippi Moon
on 10/15/2007, 5:12 pm
67.72.98.118
Just knowing you will all appreciate this one! 
One Saturday afternoon, a guy was sitting in his lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across our street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at him, "You should be hung!"
He took a drink from the can of Bud, wiped the cold foam from his lips, lifted his darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass." 
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