Posted by Mississippi Moon --Previous Message--
on 10/15/2007, 5:03 pm, in reply to "Things I Hate"
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LMAO! 
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: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
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: 1. People who point at their wrist while
: asking for the time.... I know where my
: watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I
: point at my crotch when I ask where the
: toilet is?
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: 2 People who are willing to get off their
: ass to search the entire room for the T.V.
: remote because they refuse to walk to the
: T.V. and change the channel manually.
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: 3 When people say "Oh you just want to
: have your cake and eat it too". Damn
: right! What good is cake if you can't eat
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: 4 When people say "it's always the last
: place you look". Of course it is. Why
: the hell would you keep looking after you've
: found it? Do people do this? Who and where
: are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
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: 5 When people say while watching a film
: "did you see that?". No Loser, I
: paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at
: the damn floor.
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: 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a
: question?".... Didn't really give me a
: choice there, did ya sunshine?
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: 7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
: Which is it? If it's new, then there has
: never been anything before it. If it's an
: improvement, then there must have been
: something before it, couldn't be new.
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: 8 When people say "life is short".
: What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
: thing anyone ever does!! What can you do
: that's longer?
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: 9 When you are waiting for the bus and
: someone asks "Has the bus come
: yet?". If the bus came would I be
: standing here, dumbass?
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