Posted by IcyKnight
on 9/4/2007, 11:37 am
74.12.218.219
> > For all of you who
>> > just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult
>> > words are often taken literally.....
>> >
>> > "Circumcised" (this is priceless!)
>> >
>> > A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class
>> > was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying
>> > attention.
>> >
>> > She went back to find out what was going on.
>> >
>> > He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just
>> > recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
>> >
>> > The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.
>> > He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do
>> > about it.
>> >
>> > He did and returned to his class.
>> >
>> > Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
>> >
>> > She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at
>> > his desk with his "private part" hanging out.
>> >
>> > "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.
>> >
>> > "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it
>> > out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Message Thread:
« Back to thread