Posted by Dana "That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that "Just send him down here with $1,000," the boy says. "I'll get him into So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About 2/3 way through the "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't "READ," exclaims his father. "No kidding! What do I have to do to get Just send $2,500 and I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money. The boy now has a problem. At the end of the So he shoots Ole Blue. When he gets home at the end of the semester, his "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just The father says, "I hope you SHOT that crazy sonofagun before he talks "Yep. Shot him deader than a doornail, Dad!" "That's my boy."
on 7/6/2007, 10:52 pm
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A young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of
the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of
the money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea He calls his daddy.
"Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education is
coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at Iowa State
that will teach our dog, Ole Blue, how to talk!"
program?"
the course."
semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's
Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.
believe this -- they've had such good results with this program that
they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ! Can you
believe THAT?"
him in that program?"
year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read.
father is all excited. "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't WAIT to see him
talk and READ something!"
before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicked
back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually
does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing'
around with that little redhead who lives in town?'"
to your Mother!"
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