Posted by redeyedJoe Moral: Old men can still think fast
on 3/29/2006, 3:36 pm
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The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely - picnic tables,
barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach trees. The
pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One
evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He
hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back
some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing
with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his
presence. At once, they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted
to him, "We're not coming out until you leave." The old man frowned, "I did
not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you
get out of the pond naked."Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed
the alligator."
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