Posted by Dana --Previous Message--
on 3/20/2006, 10:33 am, in reply to "Hmmmm... very interesting"
64.12.116.199
No Fair, when I say stuff like that, you say i am not right? 
: well maybe.......
:
: >> > 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT
: THE WHOLE SET.
: >> >
: >> > 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS
: LIKE, NIGHT.
: >> >
: >> > 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE
: DIFFERENT FINGERS.
: >> >
: >> > 4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT.
: IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
: >> >
: >> > 5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL
: STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
: >> >
: >> > 6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE
: THE REST A BAD NAME.
: >> >
: >> > 7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY
: PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
: >> >
: >> > 8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND
: QUIET.
: >> >
: >> > 9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE
: YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
: >> >
: >> > 10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS
: SLOWEST.
: >> >
: >> > 11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER
: WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
: >> >
: >> > 12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE
: WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE
: > CHEESE.
: >> >
: >> > 13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO
: WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
: >> >
: >> > 14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE
: THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.
: >> >
: >> > 15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO
: SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.
: >> >
: >> > 16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS
: USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
: >> >
: >> > 17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE,
: EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
: >> >
: >> > 18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR
: SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!
: >> >
: >> > 19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS
: TOMORROW.
: >> >
: >> > 20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST,
: AND BE PROUD OF IT!
: >> >
: >> > 21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES,
: TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
: >> >
: >> > 22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN
: PSYCHOKINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
: >> >
: >> > 23. OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF
: DARK?
: >> >
: >> > 24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN
: YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
: >> >
: >> > 25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE
: GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED
: >> > SOMETHING.
: >> >
: >> > 26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING
: YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
: >> >
: >> > 27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE
: FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
: >> >
: >> > 28. EVERYONE HAS A
: PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE
: FILM.
: >> >
: >> > 29. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR,
: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
: >> >
: >> > 30. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE
: OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
: >> >
: >> > 31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT
: WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
: >> >
: >> > 32. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET
: SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
: >> >
: >> > 33. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN
: MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.
: >> >
: >> > 34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR
: BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
: >> >
: >> > 35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO
: ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?
: >> >
: >> > 36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON
: IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT
: > HAPPENED.
: >> >
: >> > 37. JUST REMEMBER, IF THE
: WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
: >> >
: >> > 38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN
: SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR
: > BRIGHT
: >> > UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.
:
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