Posted by Mississippi Moon 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a 2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise 3) Insist that your e mail address 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if 5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little 6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. 8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once 9) Reply to everything someone says with,"That's what 10) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the 11) Don't use any punctuation 12) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 14) Sing Along at the opera. 15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't 16) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the 17) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell 18) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. 19) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't 20) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies 21) Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess" 22) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling 23) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I 24) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the 25) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head 26) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the 27) Everytime you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother And the Final way to annoy People.......... Send this
on 3/14/2006, 4:29 pm
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HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
hair dryer at
passing
cars to see if they slow down.
your voice.)
is:Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com
or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.
they want fries
with
that.
synchronized chair
dancing.
"IN."
everyone has gotten
over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
you think."
brightness level lights
up
the entire work area. Insist to others that you like
it that way.
rhyme
same outfits.
Wear
them one day after your boss does. (This is especially
effective if
your
boss is the opposite gender.)
them what you're
doing.
For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the
bathroom.
attend their
party
because you're not in the mood.
name, Rock Hard.
Won!", "I Won!" "3rd
time
this week!!!"
parking lot,
yelling
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"
that bother me, its
the
voices in your head that do"
economy, we are going
to
have to let one of you go.
is here"
e-mail to
everyone in
your address book, even if they sent it to you or have
asked you not to
send
them stuff like this.
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