Shucks! I was asleep, in my bed, by myself. It couldn't a been me! There is just no way! My lil' ole squirrel gun just won't carry no ball that far.
No SIRREE BOB! You are goin' to have to find another varmint to hang that particlar fireball on. There is just no dang way at all that it was me. Besides, I didn't even see that thing, how could I a shot it?
NOPE! NOT ME!
'Body sed it was me is lyin' fer sure!
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