Posted by Mr B on 11/3/2009, 6:10 pm, in reply to "My new favourite sandwich."
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I've gone off sandwiches myself. I dont know what Im going to eat for lunch anymore. I take a few bites of one of these overpriced, disgusting sandwiches from Eat or Pret or whatever and then feel ill.
Hey, Croydon welcomes me. Whats all this about then? "Congratulations on your new home in Croydon, a rich and diverse place -- enjoyed by hundreds of thousand of people who live, work, and visit the borough".
I can dig it. Its a guide to local business.
Oh and theres a big obnoxious picture of a couple of kids in mid-air. "We think Croydon is cool" it says. Well, thanks for that, John and Pablo. I certainly made important decisions like where to live based on how cool or uncool some random 8 and 9 year olds consider it.
I mean, these assholes probably lived in Croydon all their lives. So what exactly are they comparing Croydon to? They have no frame of reference. If they were from Baghdad, they'd say "We think Baghdad is cool".
Actually, John and Pablo probably dont even exist. But these two kids in this picture certainly do and theyre ####ing obnoxious as hell just from this picture. I'd like to smash their smug ####ing skulls in.
Bunch of ####ing crap in here. A essential services directory. Police, gas companies, that sort of thing.
Some kind of art calendar. Plays that are going on and such. But its for September-November so it's already 2/3 useless.
Some energy saving questionarre. I dont know. #### it.
Electoral registration. Boring shit.
And then some little directory.
Well, this was a whole lot of nothing.
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