Posted by Mr B on 11/1/2009, 7:01 pm
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Guy Fawkes Day or some shit? I heard a few rednecks (the English equivelent, anyway) with fireworks yesterday but today, these hicks have been out in full force. Yesterday, I figured it was for Halloween. No idea why people would light fireworks on Halloween, but I figured "must be an inbred English thing".
But today? It must be some holiday. When is that Guy Fawkes shit?
Wikipedia says the 5th of November. Then what the ####? This must be for the day after Halloween. Makes no ####ing sense. Even on Halloween it wouldnt make sense. But the day AFTER? Why? ####ing idiots. "I like things that go BOOM!" Only the very least gifted of our race are into that shit.
Twain hated fireworks too. In the US, theyre only ignited on July the fourth.
Eight grown Americans out of ten dread the coming of the Fourth, with its pandemonium and its perils, and they rejoice when it is gone--if still alive.
-- Mark Twain
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