Posted by Mr B on 10/30/2009, 8:55 pm, in reply to "Re: My niece Kady is coming over."
92.239.46.74
(Doorbell rings)
Mr B: What the ####? Why do I get so many ####ing visitors? This is like the sixth person ringing my bell since I moved here. What bullshit. I only know one person and she doesn't drop by uninvited. So who can this be?
(Mr B runs downstairs)
(Mr B sees some strange middle-aged dude)
Dude: This isn't you is it?
(Shows form that has Asian name on it)
Mr B: No. I just moved in about a month ago.
Dude: About a month ago? Are you flat C?
Mr B: Yeah
(Dude shows badge)
Dude: Do you have a TV here?
(Mr B's heart sinks...he doesn't have money for all of this bullshit...but he already said he lives here. And who doesnt have a tv?)
Mr B: Yeah.
Dude: Do you have a licence?
Mr B: No.
Dude: Ok, you need to get a licence then. I'll just fill in this form.
(Asks for name and so on. Also makes a few threats and says that anything I say can be used in court against me)
Dude: What's your job? If any.
Mr B: I'm a shorthand writer.
Dude: Short...?
Mr B: In courts, you know (makes shorthand motion).
Dude: (impressed) Oh right. What are they called? Stundo...?
Mr B: Stenographer.
Dude: That's it. So do you have a color tv or black or white?
Mr B: Color. Who has a black and white tv?
Dude: Some people do.
Mr B: Thirty years ago.
Dude: Yeah. Ok, sign here.
(Mr B signs)
Dude: The pamplet shows you how to pay.
Mr B: Alright. Bye.
Dude: Bye.
£145.50 for this bullshit. I don't even really watch tv. But I couldn't do without it. And I dont want to hide from this cock every day.
Man, I really do not have money for this.
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