Posted by Mr B on 10/30/2009, 6:07 pm, in reply to "Re: My niece Kady is coming over."
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That reminds me of a pretty much unrelated childhood story. In the seventh or eigth grade, this big-titted girl in our class would be called "Kelly Bundy". After the Married...with Children character played by Christina Applegate, of course.
I'm not entirely sure why. Well...it's not a total mystery, I guess. The Kelly Bundy character allegedly had a lot of sex appeal. I didn't and still don't see the appeal, but maybe I'm just funny this way.
Also, there were a lot of references in the show to Kelly's breasts. But she wasnt particularly well-endowed. So I don't get that either.
But yeah, the nickname refered to how both Kelly Bundy and this girl (refered to as "Martina" hereafter) were sexually appealing. I guess. It was also somewhat of an insult suggesting that Martina is also unintelligent as Kelly Bundy is. But that was just the insult to mask over the real reason (i.e. dudes wanted to #### Martina like they wanted to #### Kelly Bundy).
Sort of vague reasons behind all of this. It was basically a way of flirting with her by insulting her as kids are prone to do.
So yeah, this was further modified by refering to "Kelly Bundy's Bundys". This was a reference to Martina's tits.
Martina was Hispanic or something so developed earlier than our almost entirely caucasian class. This isn't to say that she has big tits today, though. I wouldn't mind finding out but can't find anything on her on the internet.
Oh wow, holy shit. I take that back. Shes on some modeling website. Not a real modeling site, but one of those "I'm looking for modeling work" things that never leads to actual work. Her profile has SIX views so she shouldn't quit the day job just yet.
Plus she's 31 and lives in Indiana. Too old and how much modeling work is there in the Hoosier State? Slim to none.
And her picture isn't exactly professional.
It's just some low-resolution picture taken with a phone or something. And she's in one of the local sleazy casinos with a bottle of her hand.
That's her, though. No question. Not terribly endowed. Indeed, I'd say modestly-endowed. How about that. And looks a bit pudgy in the middle. Maybe has a kid or two or three or who knows?
But I guess because she developed early and all the boys were into her, she's lived with this idea that she's more attractive than perhaps she is.
Don't get me wrong. I'd still bang the #### out of that ho bag. But I think I'd do it mainly for the nostalgia value.
I mean, she's attractive enough in that picture but nothing stellar. And you see what I mean when I said she was Hispanic or something. She's not Hispanic. I'm pretty sure of that. But I don't know what she is. Asian? Middle Eastern? Who knows?
By the way, it occured to me that it's illegal to take photos in casinos. I think it is, anyway. That might just be a casino policy.
Anyway, yeah. It's interesting. Interesting to see what my classmates are up to. Overwhelmingly, they're still in shitty ass Indiana. The ones who hit the "big time" moved 2 miles away to Chicago. But most are still in Indiana.
Still doing the same shit. Shitty casinos and whatnot. Going nowhere in life. Its sad.
Not me, though. I'm working in the biggest trial in ####ing England for ####s sake. That's pretty cool, right? I dare say that it is. I'm doing something with my life. Something hip and impressive.
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