Posted by Mr B on 10/24/2009, 7:45 pm, in reply to "U.S. Intelligence on the Afghan insurgency."
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*Dialogue* of the Week.
(somebody rings doorbell)
Mr B: #### (puts shirt on [was wearing a t-shirt but no outer shirt] and runs downstairs)
Woman: (holding clipboard) Hi. I'm from the council and we want to make sure our voter records (or something) are right.
Mr B: I dont vote. I'm an American.
Woman: No, it's not just for voting. That's just what it's called. It's a legal requirement that we know who's living here and it also helps for things like getting loans. You can't get loans if you cant prove that you live at your address. It's nothing to worry about. Blah blah blah. Goes on for about two minutes.
Mr B: Yeah, yeah. Its fine. Its fine.
(Mr B reluctantly fills in form even though he has absolutely no plans on applying for a loan in the foreseeable future)
(Mr B also sees that there's a tick box for "Jury Exemption" and realizes that this form is probably how jurors are found)
Mr B: (thinks "Oh man" but he already started filling it in)
Mr B: Here you go (hands clipboard back)
Woman: Thanks. Bye.
Mr B: Bye.
I dont like having my name anywhere. Its all because of that fraudulent university. I just want to hide out. Oh well. There was a space for "nationality" and I put "American". I'm not sure if thats good or not. Maybe I should have put "Finnish".
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