Posted by Mr B on 9/19/2009, 12:35 am, in reply to "We haven't done a shop in four weeks."
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I hear that. Food is good. I ate some today, actually. Got some Chili Heatwave Doritos as Tescos as well. TWO bags even. Couple bags of Tesco's brand chocolate-covered peanuts too. Man, I'm set.
And even though I don't eat terribly healthily I still have a body mass index of 16. Here's a handy calculator:
http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/
Now, we all know that "BMI" is a load of old crap invented by some Belgian guy like 200 years ago. Medical science was in it's infancy.
I'm "anorexic" according to this guide. Well, it's good to have such a simple diagnosis. I guess they dont factor in things like family genetics and possible thyroid stuff.
And anyway, if I'd gain only a single pound, I'd be at 16.1 and therefore no longer anorexic. I'm going to work on it.
And if I'd gain 20 pounds, I'd be "normal". That's a pipe dream, though. I've never been anywhere near 145 pounds. 130 max.
Maybe if start working out. Get some weights, you know. I used to be 120 pounds but then I started pumping the guns and got up to like 130. When I stopped doing that dull-as-#### crap, I went down to 125. So some of the muscle mass went but some remained.
Its boring as hell but I'd like to do it again. Really get huge. Ever watch the Worlds Strongest Man competitions? Nordic dudes dominate the event. Yeah, recently that Polish guy has been winning but he's obviously on steroids. He was even disqualified a couple years ago for taking illegal substances. And you can just look at him and see that he's not just eating right and exercising. He's completely ripped whereas his competitors basically just look like great big fat guys. Dude must be eating horse steroids for breakfast.
So anyway, yeah I have the genetic advantage. And because I'm thin, the muscles should show all the more.
Would be good the job too, I'd imagine. Steno-ing all day...some strength would help. Wouldnt hurt with the loving either. Or impressing babes.
But I dont know. Then I'd have to start working on the forearms and chest and stomach and the whole thing. You cant just have huge biceps, after all. Well, I dont know. Who's to say I cant?
The abdominals are what the chicks are all into these days it seems. Dudes with defined abdominal muscles seem powerfully gay to me, though. And sit ups and crunches...I hate that shit. It just makes you sick if you do them for even a short time. Just thinking about it makes me nauseas. I'm sure that's not spelled right.
So yeah, getting some dumbells seems an idea. If I keep at it, maybe I can get some 42 inch pythons like Terry Bollea. Although, I guess he's admitted to extensive steroid use.
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