Posted by Mr B on 9/17/2009, 7:16 am, in reply to "*Dialogue* of the week."
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Pretty weak dialogue. It was a single exchange. Not even that. It was just you saying two sentences.
In other news, my hovel is getting really crazy so I'm glad I decided to move when I did.
First, that couple from South Africa who have been fighting are now getting divorced. The guy moved out and apparently started threatening her. So we changed the locks.
Then somebody got the bright idea to convert the living room to a bedroom. You know...cram as many people in this shit place as possible. I can not believe that anybody thought this was a good idea, but believe it or not this was not an idea that came from the landlord. Strictly tenant-inspired.
So yeah, my rent would go down to £170/month. But theres too many people here already. Its just ridiculous to cram more people in here.
Then yesterday this South African woman got a puppy. A puppy in this little over-crowded hovel? And she works, so when shes away it whines loudly. Totally irresponsible. I mean, shes not going to stay in this shit country for 15 years or whatever the average lifespan of a dog. A dog is for life, not for divorce and all that.
So yeah, good that I'm moving to this hovel in Croydon. Its tiny and at £540 ridiculously over-priced but at least I wont have any flatmates.
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