Posted by Mr B on 9/12/2009, 7:29 am, in reply to "Re: Take-away tonight."
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Are you honestly saying that when you take an especially large dump, you dont turn around and admire it for a second before flushing?
And are you also saying that you don't find jokes about poop funny? The Simpsons clip that would work here is the one where Kent Brockman does a short news item on the world's first two-story outhouse and the guy at the bottom screams, "Oh my god".
Finally, are you really saying that you dont enjoy the smell of your flatulence and feces?
I would be really surprised if you answer in the affirmative to any of these because these are innate impulses that go back hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of years. Long before man was even man. Back when man was some kind of "lesser" creature.
Poop is a constant. Waste is used to mark territory not just by cats and dogs but by all kinds of animals. The reason isnt terribly complex. Many (possibly most) creatures are repulsed by other's piss and shit but their own piss and shit gives off a pleasant aroma. In their mind, at least.
So you saying that youre not interested is defying MILLIONS OF YEARS of life on this planet. The dinosaurs undoutedly enjoyed the smell of their own poop and hated the smell of others'. If in fact you DONT follow this trend, I say theres something seriously wrong with you. Its not something to boast about. It should be cause for concern.
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