Posted by Mr B on 9/11/2009, 8:49 pm, in reply to "Re: Take-away tonight."
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You know what, I dont buy that shit (no pun intended, and for the rest of this post any scatalogical vulgarity will not be used as a pun).
People talk about poo at every age. Poopreport.com consists entirely of stories submitted by adults about poops. No three years olds.
A lot of people like to pretend that talking about poop is childish or even subhuman. They try to portray to themselves as somehow more mature or evolved than the poo-talkers.
Dont believe it for a second. Naturally, poo is base. But its also fascinating. When you do a big poo, you turn around and are impressed by what you've produced. You personally are. How do I know this? Because EVERYBODY is. Its common to all of mankind.
And further, all of the great apes seem to share this trait. The great apes are fascinated by their own poop too. AND they're repulsed by others. Again, a trait that both us and the great apes share.
Anybody who denies this isnt some kind of superior human being. Theyre just a liar.
Take poop jokes. Toilet humor, if you will. Its universally funny. Even a bad poop joke is funny.
I've been reading Dinosaur Comics lately. Its funny. Its a comic that uses the same art every time but different words, of course. Writes in a very intellectual style. Its amusing.
But the only comic (out of hundreds) that I actually laughed out loud at was this one:
Its a poop joke. I laughed for like three and a half minutes. Poop is funny. Everybody knows this but there are some bizarre prudes like you who deny it.
So in conclusion, you're not going to shame me into not talking about feces anymore. Crap is hillarious AND fascinating. I'm not afraid of admitting this. Its something that we all know.
This reminds me of a conversation I took part of in the 9th grade on the subject of masturbation. Some dude started talking about a soft-core porn called Bikini Car Wash. I said that I saw the film as well. But only watched it because it was "funny". He agreed. "Oh yeah, I only watched it because it was funny too".
Yeah, right. You watched Bikini Car Wash because you were looking for a laugh? You were in the mood for some comedy so you chose a film where large-breasted women strip down and wash cars in the nude?
Of course not! He watched that film with his pants around his ankles. That is to say he was masturbating. Same reason I watched it.
But we were both too ashamed to say that we masturbate. But guess what? Every single kid in that class engaged in self-love. The boys AND the girls, mind (some years later, we still werent sure if girls masturbated or not...but they do).
So yeah, there we go. Poop and mastubation. I think I covered a lot in this post.
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