Posted by Mr B on 9/11/2009, 7:25 pm, in reply to "Take-away tonight."
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Not sure how anything other than the 12 inch sausage can be considered game for double entendres. Anyway, I got a chicken wrap. Theyre ok but not great.
Its not like in the US when the stuff you'd get from restaurants is typically yards ahead of anything you could make at home. You know what? #### England. I'm sick of this shitty ass country.
Speaking of shitty asses, I took a dump at work today and THE FLUSH DIDNT WORK! And this was semi-diarrhea so I had to wipe as best I could and then shimmy over to the other stall. Theres only two stalls. Fortunately, this one had a working flush.
I considered putting a note on the first toilet apologising to the plumber and informing him that I didnt know that the flush didnt work when I took that huge smelly dump but I didnt want to leave any evidence. Other than the poop evidence, I mean, which I couldn't realistically remove.
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