Posted by Mr B on 9/10/2009, 8:04 pm, in reply to "Re: I h8 Tony Blair."
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Haha. Speaking of America, heres a story that took place in that great country.
I was about 13 or 14...I dont know...and I noticed that the oranges we had had gone bad (grammatically correct, but perhaps requires multiple readings). So naturally, I decided to stick like 20 toothpicks into one of them.
These were toothpicks that were sharp on both ends. And really sharp.
I didnt have any real objective in this. I had no reason at all for doing this other than to cure boredom. I was just a bit disappointed that the oranges had gone bad so stuck a bunch of toothpicks in it. I assumed that it would just get thrown out eventually.
But a couple days later, my mother came up to me and showed me her bleeding, cut open hands. She enquired as to why I put a bunch of toothpicks into the orange.
It seemed as though she didnt notice that the fruit was full of toothpicks and when she went to peel it, she must have really had a big time accident. Her hands were in quite bad shape. Im surprised she didnt go to the hospital, actually.
But looking back, what a hillarious prank that would be. Like putting a tack on somebody's chair but even more hysterical. And if any reader feels bad for my mother, remember that she stole and sold all of my possessions.
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