Posted by Mr B on 8/14/2009, 8:00 pm, in reply to "Lads, i've got a plan."
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How could an agoraphobic ogre have any connections to the drug world? Do they do home deliveries now? And you can order online?
1. Get in (expressing joy)
2. Innit ("isn't it", but used randomly and often)
3. You all right? ("how are you")
4. At the end of the day ("ultimately")
5. 'Ave a butchers ("have a look")
6. Guv'nor (not really sure)
7. Brilliant ("excellent")
8. Throw shapes ("dance")
9. Pins ("legs")
10. Boss ("sir", but kind of ironically and mostly Muslims say it but white British are starting to use it too)
11. Bits and pieces ("vagina")
12. Meat and two veg ("male genitalia")
13. Baps ("breasts")
14. Have it/'Av it (similar to "get in", I think but even more stupid)
15. Minging ("unappealing")
16. Right (as in "right bargain"...meaning "good")
17. Proper (same as "right")
18. Footie ("soccer")
19. Uni ("university")
20. Journo ("journalist")
21. Does me 'ed in ("aggravates me")
22. Gets on me tits ("aggravates me")
23. Gutted ("disappointed")
24. CCTV ("security camera/s")
25. Give it a go ("make an attempt")
26. Result (used as a single sentence [i.e. "I ordered jail-oh-pee-nos" on me sandwich. Result"] -- completely idiotic "hooray")
27. Over the moon ("very happy")
28. Bless (patronizing "oh isn't that nice" favored by adolescent British girls but also increasingly used by the British population at large)
29. Wind up ("to annoy somebody")
30. Wind up merchant ("one who annoys")
31. Mint ("very good")
32. Bang on ("exactly")
33. Health and safety (I dont know...I just woke up...come back to it)
34. Cheap as chips ("very inexpensive")
I ####ing HATE "cheap as chips". Even by my "annoying Britishisms" standards. Ive been seeing that shit a lot while looking at property sites. Any company that uses that expression is removed my search.
And why do I have to go through a company anyway? EVERYTHING is done through middlemen in this shit country. When I want a job, I want to deal with the company doing the hiring. Not a parasitic middleman. When I want a place to live, I want to deal with the landlord. Not a parasitic middleman.
Thats probably the second or third thing that I hate most about this shit country. All of these ####ing useless at best but more often downright scam agencies. #### off with that shit. Why isnt it outlawed?
