Posted by EB on November 4, 2009, 3:39 pm

Dear Santa I would like to have new Lt for christmas the one I have spends the night glued to Nancy Grace or watching the phillies losing the World Series. If he is not there he can be easily found in one of the restroom on 12 building.It would really be nice too have him help us feed because the wardens idea of group feeding is a group not just a sergeant and one utility and my Lt sitting upfront flirting with the Central control boss (but it is nice how she can sit n his lap and hit in the head the next couple of night without a dr's note) by the way I am not upset that I was out and scheduled off but told t come in now i gots bring a dr's note. just to prove the fact that he doesn't fenture far from 3378 your hat is still hiding in the Video Storage box in the muster room. I would also like for someone to provide him with somemore back in the day stories because I have already memorized the ones he has and incorporated them into mine (not that i didn't think he did all that). By the way how many johnnies can a deadman eat while hanging? Just maybe santa(aka warden) will send us another LT maybe she could send us one that make sure the outside pickets and the highway gate get breaks or one that no one understands when he talks. Well santa if you choose to ignore this plea for help can you atleast tell the kitchen captain to let us eat deceant food because he is mad at first shift doesnt mean take it out on second shift in the ODR we cant even get a cesar salad out of the door. but we manage to have those extra trays that the lt uses to get when the sgt's wanna jack an offender who did not have his light on when everybody else in the section did. thank you for letting me ramble santa but i still think the major could dress up like you for the christmas party how much are those shirts for sale for? I would also like new litter box for 1 building EB

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